Make your own Galactic Hot Dogs bookmark!

Hey everyone! How's it going? We've been cruising through space for a few weeks now, looking for our next adventure. Nothing's cookin' right now, except LOTS of hot dogs -- we're back on Space Port Funketoun slinging dogs and making tons of space cash. We need to stock back up on spaceos. Adventures in space aren't free, you know!

Today I've got something for all you awesome bookworms: a super-cool GHD bookmark! Check it out:

Now you can have me, Humphree, and Dagger with you no matter what book you're reading. Sweet!

Stay awesome,
Cosmoe

When a toilet saves the day (and it's not what you're thinking)

Uggggh! What's that stench? Oh, right. The Neon Wiener is flying by GD9, General Krax's junk planet. Seriously, we are like millions of miles away and the stink is permeating our space craft. I guess that's what you get when you create a planet from trash. NASTY.

Speaking of disgusting odors, let's get into today's chapter of Galactic Hot Dogs: Book Two! Wait, what? Well, take a look at the cover and you'll get what I mean...

When we left off, it was a total destructified damage disaster!

Princess Dagger had blasted me with her ice ray gun by mistake as I was trying to defend the younglies tent full of kid aliens. I get freed from my frozen prison, and Humphree, Dags, and I end up running for our lives! How do we not get lanced by the lyanux? Well, it involves Goober, a toilet, and a tumble... Find out in Chapter 10: The Toilet It Is!

Oh, and just in case you hadn't heard for some reason, this week my print book, Galactic Hot Dogs: Cosmoe's Wiener Getaway debuted! To celebrate, I've got a whole bunch of cool GHD activities for you -- a word search, a maze, coloring sheets, and more. Just go to my website and click "fun stuff" at the top!

Have a great weekend, you guys!
Cosmoe